• me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr

snapchatting:

i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

  • me: [walking past music store]
  • me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
  • mom: no

(Source: queenforadaay)

I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT 

(Source: everitas-nudes)